Timeless New York MSG 2000

Streisand / LIVE 

“TIMELESS” NEW YORK CREDITS:

Produced by: Barbra Streisand and Don Mischer
Executive Producer: Martin Erlichman
Written & Directed by: Barbra Streisand and Kenny Ortega
Staging & Choreography by: Kenny Ortega
Additional Staging Los Angeles & New York: Richard Jay-Alexander
Additional Script Los Angeles & New York: Barbra Streisand and Jay Landers
Musical Director: William Ross
Production Design: David George
Sound Design and Direction: Bruce Jackson
Sound Engineer Los Angeles & New York: Chris Carlton
Lighting Design and Director: Peter Morse
Choir Arranger: Bob Esty
Production Supervisor: Patrick Stansfield
Montage Editors: Tom McQuade, Chuck Workman
Scenic Fabrication: George & Goldberg Design Associates
A&R: 
Produced by: Barbra Streisand
Executive Produced by: Jay Landers
Assistants to Ms. Streisand: Kim Skalecki
Personal Assistant to Ms. Streisand: Renata Buser
Script Supervisor: Marguerite O'Donoghue
Ms. Streisand’s Costumes: Designed by Ms. Streisand
Costumes for Other Members of Cast Designed by: Ingrid Ferrin
Stand-In for Miss Streisand: Kristin Leitch
Logo and Program Design: John Coulter
Computer Graphics: Bruce Schluter
Merchandising: 
Designed by Barbra Streisand
Produced by Signatures Network
Rehearsal Studio: Culver Studios
NEW YORK CAST:

Young Girl: Lauren Frost
Piano Player: Alec Ledd
Mother: Randee Heller
Ziegfield Voice: Bert Kramer
Bon Soir Announcer: Charles Valentino
Dancer: Mark Mendonca
Background Singers: Trina Johnson, Jacquey Maltby, All Spotts
Choir: University of Pennsylvania Choir, Manhattan Central Baptist Church Choir
Ticket stub for Streisand's September 28, 2000 concert in New York.
Streisand's note to the audience in the Los Angeles and New York concert programs.
There was an official Media Release on July 19, 2000, announcing Streisand's L.A. and NYC shows:

Barbra Streisand, whose "Timeless" concert in Las Vegas last New Year's Eve established the all-time single performance box office record, will do two concerts at Los Angeles's Staples Center (September 20, 21) and two more at New York's Madison Square Garden (September 27, 28) which her management confirms will ring down the curtain on one of the greatest... and rarest... personal appearance performing careers ever.

Martin Erlichman, the artist's career-long manager, stated, "Ms. Streisand has chosen to conclude her public performance career in the two cities most closely associated with her work."

Tickets will be placed on sale via TicketMaster for the Los Angeles concerts Sunday, July 30 and Monday, July 31 for the New York engagement. The singer's December 31, 1999 concert in Las Vegas established TicketMaster's record for highest one-day sales of a single event – entertainment or sports – in the company's 33-year history.

... “We are proud that Barbra Streisand has chosen Staples Center to host what we believe will not only be the most important nights of our arena's young life, but an engagement that will go down as the premiere entertainment event ever,” said Timothy J. Leiweke, President of Staples Center. “Choosing Staples Center for two of her final performances ever honors not only our arena but her fans in Los Angeles who will have the opportunity to pay tribute to one of the greatest performers of our lifetime.”

Mitch Slater, Executive Vice President of SFX, stated, “It is only natural that Barbra Streisand says goodbye to her legions of hometown fans from Madison Square Garden. We are thrilled and honored to have her play the world's most famous arena for her swan song.”

Tickets for what was billed as Barbra's “Last Performances” were priced in four categories: $2,500, $1,275, $375, $150. 
Newspaper ad for Streisand's 4
Cover page of Barbra's Timeless script for her Los Angeles and New York shows.

On September 27, 2000 America Online, the world's leading interactive services company, announced it was joining forces with music legend Barbra Streisand for a historic online event on Thursday, September 28. According to their press release:


Only 12,500 people will have the opportunity to see Streisand's final concert live at Madison Square Garden in NY, but through the power of the Internet, millions of fans around the world will have access to the last five minutes of this superstar's farewell performance (at approximately 10:15 PM/ET) and other special online content.


Available on AOL and AOL Plus (AOL Keyword: Barbra Streisand), members will be able to participate in the star-studded evening from the comfort of their computers and witness a historic moment with one of the greatest voices of all time. AOL's Barbra Streisand area will be available for 30 days, allowing members to relive her last performance again and again. The area will also feature a wealth of other online content for fans, including links to special video footage, celebrity red carpet interviews, fan tributes, photos, and more, provided through a content arrangement with Qwest Digital Media (formerly Slingshot Networks).


"As entertainment on the Internet continues to reach new levels, consumers are the real winners," said Jonathan Sacks, Senior Vice President and General Manager of the AOL Service. "Through the power of the online medium, AOL is offering Ms. Streisand's fans around the globe an incredible opportunity to participate in one of the hottest entertainment events of the decade."


Fans from the New York City metropolitan area, all over the country, and throughout the world had been gathering  for Barbra Streisand...and the grand celebration anticipated in the days leading up to and following Barbra's two final concert performances at Madison Square Garden. Newspapers were running features about Barbra, her career, her fans, and, of course, her ticket prices.  The area around the Garden was buzzing with excitement.  Inside, during Barbra's Wednesday evening performance, a devoted audience of 12,500 rose and cheered, together creating 2-1/2 hours of musical memories they will never forget.  Just as Barbra had done so effortlessly in L.A. the previous week, she once again tailored her show to the audience, joking and making impromptu asides, introducing celebs, and substituting a song one of them had written, "Send In The Clowns."

Note About This Page:  Barbra Archives did not exist in the year 2000.  I was also unable to attend any of Barbra's “Timeless” concerts.  Back then, I read all about these shows at The Barbra Streisand Music Guide – Mark Iskowitz's informative and fact-filled website that, unfortunately, is no longer online.  Mark has given me permission to reproduce his text regarding the concerts' content, which I greatly appreciate.  I've made a few edits to make the text more concise.  But most of it is Mark's, supplemented by the fans who contributed information about these concerts to his website. Thank you!

... Matt Howe, January 2020.
Set List September 27—28, 2000 
Madison Square Garden, NYC Shows

ACT ONE
  • Overture (tap dancing)
  • You'll Never Know (Lauren Frost)
  • Something's Coming (with Frost)
  • The Way We Were
  • Shirley MacLaine Y1K (comedy dialogue)
  • Cry Me A River
  • Lover, Come Back To Me
  • A Sleepin' Bee
  • I'm The Greatest Star / Second Hand Rose / Don't Rain On My Parade
  • Something Wonderful / Being Alive
  • As Time Goes By
  • Alfie
  • Evergreen
  • Papa, Can You Hear Me? / You'll Never Know (with Frost)
  • A Piece Of Sky (with Frost)
ACT TWO
  • Entr'acte
  • Putting It Together
  • On A Clear Day (You Can See Forever) {with choir}
  • Send In The Clowns
  • Come Rain Or Come Shine
  • Duets:
    • Happy Days Are Here Again / Get Happy (with Judy Garland)
    • Guilty (with Barry Gibb)
    • I Finally Found Someone (with Bryan Adams)
    • Tell Him (with Celine Dion)
    • You Don't Bring Me Flowers (with Neil Diamond)
  • Sing (with Jason Gould)
  • I've Got A Crush On You (with Frank Sinatra)
  • The Clicker Blues
  • The Main Event / Fight
  • I've Dreamed Of You
  • Love Like Ours (not performed on 9/28)
  • Happy Days Are Here Again {with choir}
  • Don't Like Goodbyes
  • I Believe / Somewhere (with Frost) {with choir}

ENCORES
  • The Music That Makes Me Dance
  • My Man
  • Before The Parade Passes By
  • People
Streisand in New York wearing copper-colored version of her first act pantsuit.

New York, Madison Square Garden: 
September 27–28, 2000

September 27, 2000 Celebrities Who Attended:


Rosie O'Donnell, U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Stephen Sondheim, Marvin Hamlisch, Tony Bennett, Michel Legrand, Bernadette Peters, Sarah Jessica Parker, Drew Barrymore, Penny Marshall, Vince Gill & Amy Grant, Elaine May, Christie Brinkley, Regis & Joy Philbin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short, Ann Hampton Callaway, Eli Wallach & Anne Jackson, Shirley Jones, Isabella Rossalini, Polly Bergen, David Dinkins, Harvey Weinstein, and James Brolin.


September 28, 2000 (the “last” show) Review by Mark Iskowitz:


With hundreds, if not thousands of binoculars, phones, and vocal people who simply couldn't get enough Barbra, the Garden erupted in a huge ovation on Barbra's 8:30 p.m. entrance. "It's so great to be home in New York!" Barbra screamed, the initial outpouring always surprising her. "What a nice way to say goodbye," said Barbra after her first number, just one of many personal observations, unscripted comments, asides, and witty responses to audience shout-outs sprinkled liberally throughout this special evening. Discussing her 1955 Nola Studio session, which her cast re-created, she asked her brother, Shelley, sitting down front, if he remembered. Prior to a gorgeous "The Way We Were," which included her hummed intro, Barbra noticed people turning around to check the prompter monitors and warned that she would be ad-libbing a lot, taking a dig at the press's often critical remarks regarding her use of prompters. Indeed, Barbra was noticing everything, even a woman having difficulty finding her seat, causing her to call out and insert "I love real life" between lyrics. So apparently energized and relaxed for the show, Barbra comically improvised, The way we was / The way we were .


Highlights and unique moments were abundant—virtually every number. Before "Cry Me A River," Barbra recalled The Lion in Greenwich Village by name (her professional singing debut, June 6, 1960) and admitted to feeling a bit chilly even in her gold shawl, which dancer Mark Mendonca placed around her incorrectly ("Not too high, you're messing my hair"). Wishing she could have filmed these NYC shows, Barbra explained that she had already filmed for TV extensively in Las Vegas (12/31/99-1/1/00), because she didn't think she would do subsequent shows. "Lover, Come Back To Me" ended with a wily final "Nowww" and Barbra playfully suggesting, "I could do anything tonight; they couldn't fire me." After the always beautifully delicate "A Sleepin' Bee," Barbra fondly recalled her earliest songs and how she never forgets their lyrics, enabling her to sing them with eyes closed. Someone yelled out, "Marmelstein!" and Barbra took a moment to explain that she dropped the song "Miss Marmelstein" because she "couldn't really sing it in sequins...I'm not that good an actress...It didn't feel right," but that it would be in her forthcoming TV special.


The audience's first standing ovation for Barbra occurred after she surprised herself and the orchestra with a 9-second final "Parade" high note. "I don't know where that came from. It's my last night, I can hold the notes," she boasted. As usual, her Broadway and Movies sections were wonderfully dramatic and moving. Once again, the "Alfie" story broke up the audience, and Barbra added a public P.S. to Michel Legrand (in audience) for the arrangement. Perhaps inspired by familiar faces in the NY crowd, Barbra remembered Broadway, opening nights, and people telling her, "You're never gonna make it, kid, because you're too undisciplined. You never do it the same way twice." She proudly admitted, "I still don't do it the same way twice," which is part of what makes Barbra Streisand such a uniquely talented artist. Segueing into "Evergreen," Barbra's recollection of songwriting aspirations led to someone screaming out "By The Way," and Barbra asking everyone if they liked that song (which she co-wrote with Rupert Holmes in 1975 for Lazy Afternoon ). More improvisation resulted from naming her close friend, Joanne Siegel (in audience), with whom she discussed their fathers some years ago. The audience's applause for her friend surprised Barbra, who proceeded to invite Joanne on stage to play piano (of course she didn't accept the offer), because she likes performing in front of people. Next, Barbra wondered how people can enjoy it, since "You have to stand up straight...good posture, holding your tummy in." In contrast, Barbra said she wears sneakers and sweat suits at home, much more preferable.


Preceded by a lengthier intro about how Barbra received her father's love poem to a woman before he married Barbra's mother, "Papa, Can You Hear Me?" / "You'll Never Know" and the thunderous Act 1 finale, "A Piece Of Sky," overflowed with tearful poignancy and thoughts of what could have been for Barbra and her dad. Turns out the 92-year-old Esther Posner Grodin ("a little pistol"), who had a two-year relationship with Emanuel Streisand, attended the previous evening's show and had given the letter to Barbra's cousin, Mel Streisand, after meeting him in synagogue. Touching, to say the least.


At 9:40 p.m. Act 2 kicked off with a rousing Entr'acte, the wondrous career-spanning video montage during "Putting It Together," and Barbra's absolutely thrilling "On A Clear Day," debuting the offstage Central Baptist Church choir (from Manhattan). In a variation of the piano-player-serving-tea bit, Alec Ledd initiated the conversation, saying he always knew Barbra would make it, and that his real job is running the George W. Bush's presidential campaign. Predictably, Barbra wished him good luck, and after a few beats, added "You'll need it." The Democrats laughed, and the Republicans hoped she'd be wrong.


Perhaps to pay tribute to Stephen Sondheim (in the previous night's audience), Barbra returned "Send In The Clowns" to the set list, and, of course, her rendition was remarkable. As the thousands of sun-showering diamond lights poured down on the stage for "Come Rain Or Come Shine," the audience gasped ("Wow!"), causing Barbra to chuckle and repeat, "What a great audience."

Fan photographs of the last Madison Square Garden show.

Barbra's version of "People" was streamed on AOL.


Streisand fan GustavoDeSantaFe has generously uploaded it for us to relive. THANK YOU!

Barbra altered and extended her comments during the "Duets" video medley, expressing joy over Celine Dion's pregnancy. Erasmus Hall high school even got a mention during "You Don't Bring Me Flowers." She looked for son Jason in the audience during the "Sing" film clip and gushed, "Oh, that face" when his photo appeared on screen. Her live "Crush On You" duet with the Sinatra video was sublime. Barbra's technology monologue led her to comment, "If only our hearts were as evolved as our technology."

Before introducing "I've Dreamed Of You," someone yelled out, "I love you, Mrs. Brolin!" Barbra turned to husband James, "Honey, did you hear that? She called me Mrs. Brolin." She told the audience, "I am Mrs. Brolin. I love being Mrs. Brolin." As the music began, Barbra referred to Jim as her "sweet gifted husband." She said, "Some critics didn't like our pictures. They thought it was too sentimental and mushy, but you know, they're not in love." Singing "I've Dreamed Of You" to him, sharing their continued bliss with the audience, proved one of the evening's emotional high points, just as it did on Millennium Eve.

In her extended cast and orchestra introductions prior to "Happy Days," Barbra thanked her personal band musicians by name, led by pianist Randy Waldman. She took a moment to thank "longtime friend and manager, Marty Erlichman," whom she met at 19 when his office was just a phone booth on 53rd St. with rolls of dimes. Barbra concluded by formally thanking the audience. She remembered singing "Happy Days Are Here Again" for Presidents Kennedy in 1963 and Clinton in 1992 and said this night's version contained "respect for the past and hope for the future." Not being very political during the show, Barbra did still admit she hoped to sing it and really mean it "if the Democrats win," referring to the November general election. With the choir one step off the floor, Barbra sailed through the ebullient number and remained on stage, bowing and dancing through the orchestra's reprise.

Before introducing her special friends and guests in the VIP seats, Barbra asked, "There are Republicans in this audience, right?" which drew ample applause. "Who else can afford these tickets," she quipped. Barbra complimented Rosie O'Donnell for being outspoken on important social issues and thanked Sen. Schumer for his gun control efforts. Stage actress Phyllis Newman's introduction developed into a hysterical brief comedy routine, as Barbra kidded her for winning a 1962 Tony Award over her. Introducing fashion designer Donna Karan, Barbra had the opportunity to clarify that her costumes were self-designed this time around. In Act 1 Barbra wore a sparkling copper-colored pants suit with sleeveless full-neck top, gold chain, and matching shoes. Her Act 2 costume was an elegant long-sleeved, off-the-shoulder, shimmering black sheath, the full-length matching sequined skirt split up the left side to mid-thigh.

"Don't Like Goodbyes" really had that something extra from Barbra -- unusual nuance and phrasing -- as did every subsequent song. "I Believe" was as heartfelt as ever, and "Somewhere" soared intro the stratosphere.

"Do you mind if I take off my shoes now?" Barbra asked, before changing into heeled slippers to her relief. Beginning her intro to the first encore, "The Music That Makes Me Dance," Barbra introduced Jule Styne's widow and started thinking about New York some more. "Anyone want to buy an apartment in NY?" she wondered aloud, advertising her own Ardsley triplex, which she hadn't visited in a year and a half. "Central Park West, nice view, 15 rooms." Laughter filled the arena. Barbra moved from "Music" 3/4 through to "My Man" and almost literally brought the house down after her final breathtaking "Man" note. Unending waves of applause continually washed upon the stage, Barbra at first admittedly feeling uncomfortable and then succumbing ("It is nice to let it in"). Standing ovations continued for a few minutes, Barbra's eyes welling up with tears ("I don't wanna get ferklempt"). By the end she acknowledged feeling the audience's love. The mood brightened when an enthusiastic fellow reached Barbra's ears with "Barbra, you're timeless!" Her humorous reply: "Why do you think I called it that?" referring, of course, to the show's title.

As she explained in detail in L.A., Barbra said it felt like "time to say goodbye to this part of my life" and was excitedly anticipating eating all kinds of delicious high-calorie foods after the show. Speaking of food, she remembered working for the Choy family at age 11, babysitting and taking orders in their restaurant (she gave us spareribs and egg rolls in Chinese). Barbra said she looked forward to upcoming car and boat trips and having "more time to just live life." But, when someone yelled out a particular destination, Barbra repeated it, somewhat shocked -- "Go back to Brooklyn, did you say?" Her discussion about moving into a new phase of her life was a perfect lead-in for the new soft and brief arrangement of "Before The Parade Passes By."

Introducing her final concert's final song (which was available exclusively on AOL for a month, and also on Barbra's official website), Barbra said, "There's a song that's been there for me since the beginning. I've sung it for 36 or 37 years, and I don't look much older than that, do I? ...Here's to old times, new times, first times, and last times." Of course, the finale would be "People," perhaps Barbra's most enduring signature song, which sums everything up. Instead of the pronoun "they," Barbra used "we" in the lyric. Add an urgent spoken interjection, "And we all need each other" after "Are the luckiest people," and the song grows further in social significance. Clearly, this is Barbra's parting message, spreading kindness and goodwill, which is echoed again in her final words to the assembly, "Be good to each other. Goodnight."
Streisand sings in sparkly off-the-shoulder top in the second act.

“Streisand looked as good as she sounded. Voluptuous and leggy, clad first in a copper-glitter pantsuit, then a black-glitter blouse and slit skirt, at 58 she radiated the unconventional beauty of her youth, especially when she kicked off her spike heels. Though famous for stage-fright, she appeared relaxed; her best one-liners ... were ab libs.”

.... Review by Letta Tayler, Newsday, September 28, 2000


Barbra Streisand's website circa 2000 with a link to streaming video of Barbra singing

“Ultimately the concerts reconfirmed Ms. Streisand’s status as the last (and possibly the greatest) true believer in the old romantic myths that are vanishing from pop. She’s living proof that schoolgirl dreams really do come true, and happy endings aren’t just found in fairy tales. But if these are really her last concerts, her happy ending is our loss.”

.... NY Times review by Stephen Holden, September 29, 2000.

Front page of newspaper with headline: Bye Bye Barbra!

About Those “Final” Shows ....

Streisand backstage with Esther Grodin, the woman who gave her the note her father wrote.

People (and journalists writing snarky columns) who don't follow Barbra Streisand's concert career love to joke about her many “farewell tours.”  And that's fair, because there are several examples of artists who insist they will retire, then change their mind and go out on tour, billing it as another “farewell tour.”  Cher is a prime example here, and she jokes about it often.  Frank Sinatra sang several farewell concerts, as well.


But with Streisand, the joke isn't quite accurate.


Only one of Barbra Streisand's concert tours was ever billed as a farewell – and that's the four “final” shows covered here ... her Timeless concerts in September 2000.


Many Streisand fans know that six years later, in 2006, Barbra commenced a North American concert tour, then followed that with a European tour.


Barbra has done smaller concert tours in 2012 (North America), 2013 (Europe and Israel), and 2016. In recent years, she has done “macro tours” of just a couple of shows.


But Barbra has never said any of those tours would be her last, or “farewell tour,” nor were they billed as such.  In fact, she's joked on stage, “It's not over till the fat lady sings, and I ain't that fat!”


The truth is that Barbra has often confessed in interviews (usually at the end of a tour) how hard the work is, how she is still nervous performing live, and how she may not want to sing live again.


Photo:  Barbra is pictured backstage in 2000 with Esther Grodin, the 92-year-old lady who received the love note from Streisand's father.  As Barbra relayed in the concert, Grodin made sure to give the note to Barbra.


End / “Timeless” New York, September 2000
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